Mission Impossible?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate and detain one Kellie Nichols.
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Your target is 5'7", weighing about 160 pounds, brown hair, green eyes. She was last seen in May 1995 living under the assumed name of Kellie Davis. She should be considered heavily armed but not necessarily dangerous.

Load up on Nutrisystem meals the evening before the mission. Be sure that you pack plenty of ammo to last the entire day. We don't want any food casualties, people. Careful surveillance should be maintained at all times and make certain that everything is properly logged in your Mission Journal as well as Fitday. Arm yourselves with your pedometer and water bottle, they just might save your life. Keep close contact with the members of your tactical team; they are there to back you up in case of emergency. Be on constant guard against excess sugars and fats; your target tends to use these weapons in times of distress. She may be difficult to locate as current photographs have proven extremely scarce. Target has been AWOL for more than a decade now, so be prepared to search for a year or more. She's out there, people, go get her!!!

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