The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
6 comments:
That does seem to be the case, now doesn't it?
Congrats on all your weight loss accomplishments! You're doing great. I've only lost 2 lbs myself.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while...I'll chuckel through out the day thinking about it!
LMAO!!!! that is hilarious...
damned if we do and damned if we don't...too funny
Yes, English is the awful language. Too klunky. Give me Japanese any day, even if I can't speak that much of it! Thanks for sharing the amusement!
This is too funny!!! What a way to wind down my day, I love it!!
Thanks for this laughter.
Tee :}
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